I'm not entirely sure if MyDataAngel is actually a business or some sort of twisted social experiment to confuse me. Saying it's priceless is a colossal understatement.

These guys must be the most hilarious snakeoil vendors since Kryptochef's full-bit encryption, which sadly isn't online anymore. Or maybe finally would be more appropriate.

This gem however is much more entertaining. They even have a Kickstarter campaign asking for $25,000. And they have videos! The amount of AAA grade bullshit hitting fans is unfathomable. But in a gloriously hilarious way.

I'm certainly not going to dissect this one. Let's just say on their Kickstarter campaign all the way down is the team. I think it's fairly safe to say that Frankie is living in the closet where he acts as a placeholder for the entire graveyard under the office.

These guys go full commando. If this would be a parody it would be brilliant. And I'm not entirely convinced it isn't one. This is their promo video for the kickstarter campaign. It is parody right?

The fucking pink horse head! In case you're also confused by now. These guys are not asking for $25,000 for the latest and greatest in synthetic drugs. It's still the AES killer cipher ... for the military. That needs to comply with FIPS 140-2. Which requires authorized algorithms to appear on the AVL. Which this one incidentally doesn't.